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CRUELLA IS A MEAN AND ABLEIST MISFIRE

(CRUELLA premieres in theatres and on Disney+ Prime May 28th)


Slim pickings

Scavenging for easy pickings in the aftermath of the terrific highs of BIRDS OF PREY and disastrous lows of JOKER comes CRUELLA, Disney’s latest attempt at dipping into their animated vaults for live-action remakes. Landing with the grace of a wounded vulture, it’s an ugly, mean-spirited, and soulless product only fit for a passing curiosity. Naturally, it’s going to make millions at the box office. 

Set in 1970s London, CRUELLA begins with the birth of its leading lady. Born with black and white hair, Cruella is actually Estella, a young woman with a personality disorder the film comes to treat as a plot device. On the surface, Estella is kind and gracious, who tries her best against a cold and unforgiving world. Her other personality is Cruella, a vicious, vindictive, and demented villain who enjoys tormenting others. 

When Cruella’s behavior forces her mother to pack their things and leave their home, Estella vows to keep her mental illness at bay. But tragedy strikes and our young heroine finds herself alone on the streets of London and forced to steal for a living. She strikes up a makeshift family with two street urchins, Jasper and Horace, and life seems reasonably peachy. That is until Estella stumbles into working as a clothing designer for The Baroness, a ruthless magnate single-handedly dominating the cultural landscape, who has ties to Estella’s past. 

Emma Stone as Cruella in Disney’s live-action CRUELLA. Photo by Laurie Sparham. © 2021 Disney Enterprises Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Casually cruel

CRUELLA begins as your typical origin story, turns to whimsical buddy-comedy turned rags-to-riches princess sendup, rounds up a JOKER-pastiche, and, eventually, settles for a DEVIL WEARS PRADA spinoff that overstays its welcome.

The broad performances certainly don’t help. Emma Stone is a hugely talented actor, but she’s hopelessly lost as Cruella. From her twangy English accent (“dahlin’!”) to her shameless mugging on the runway, it’s a performance designed to look great without providing any depth. Her costumes are immaculate, and Stone is clearly having fun, but it’s all made for trailers and reaction gifs – not a feature film with a plot. If you like screaming “Yass queen” at the drop of a hat, it’s like Christmas came early.

The same goes for Emma Thompson, playing the villain of the piece. One of the greatest actors of our time, Thompsons never gives anything but her best. She has a blast in the hammy part, but The Baroness is basically Miranda Priestley 2.0, right down to the ticks and complaints.

CRUELLA ups the, well, cruelty, by letting Thompson go hog-wild with physical abuse on her staff, which is played up for laughs instead of horror. She tasers maids, nearly blinds waiters, and neither Thompson nor the film can decide just which side of the line they’re on. The material isn’t outrageous enough for satire, nor bleak enough to make a point. It just is, and what a waste that is. 

Emma Stone as Cruella in Disney’s live-action CRUELLA. Photo courtesy of Disney. © 2021 Disney Enterprises Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Anything for profit

Somewhat better are Joel Fry and Jon McCrea, playing members of Cruella’s gang. Fry brings much-needed levity and gravitas to the messy tone, deftly balancing the lighthearted banter and darker tones with ease. McCrea is charming as the scenery-chewing Arty, a flamboyant designer who Disney wastes no time packaging and selling for profit — for the seventh time, no less.

In fact, there’s very little CRUELLA doesn’t want to package and sell for a quick dollar. Like Hot Topic years before, it hordes in on the cultural revolution of those who actually fought for it and rebrands it before you can say, “there’s something deeply problematic about all this.”

That’s because CRUELLA isn’t actually about anything. It’s a tacky girlboss remix of better films vying for easy recognition. Because of that, it can’t even decide who it wants as its lead. It’s undoubtedly not Cruella who spends most of the time posing in extravagant costumes while pontificating the necessity of her revenge. It’s not Estella either, as she’s barely a character in her own film, quickly discarded about halfway through. 

Emma Stone as Cruella in Disney’s live-action CRUELLA. Photo by Laurie Sparham. © 2021 Disney Enterprises Inc. All Rights Reserved

Double trouble

CRUELLA can’t decide is it an origin story for a hero, anti-hero, or outright villain. Estella and Cruella are different characters, and the script by Tony McNamara and Dana Fox treats them as such. This means that Cruella has dissociative personality disorder the film utilizes as a MacGuffin to the point that Cruella casually discards one personality for another at the drop of a hat.

Cruella goes from murderous wraith to working-class hero often within the same scene, almost as if Disney didn’t want to pick a portrayal that could potentially offend. Even the big fashion fight that takes up most of the runtime is limp. We’re expected to root for Cruella and her faux-punk-rock aesthetic, but it’s like watching two corporations fight amongst each other. None of this fashion represents reality, and certainly not minorities of any kind. Cruella isn’t an outcast, even as the film pretends as if her black and white hair somehow makes her one. Everyone, in the end, is wealthy, lily-white, and powerful.

Occasionally, CRUELLA remembers it’s based on established material. Not that the film is above lazy references. Dalmatians appear in numerous scenes, and there’s a particularly groan-worthy explanation for the puppy-coat that makes no sense in the context of the film. It’s there to satisfy the folks who are old enough to remember the animated film. Naturally, there’s a promise of a sequel, which is basically happening no matter what at this point.

(L-R): Paul Walter Hauser as Horace, Emma Stone as Estella and Joel Fry as Jasper in Disney’s live-action CRUELLA. Photo by Laurie Sparham. © 2021 Disney Enterprises Inc. All Rights Reserved.

In case it’s not clear, overweight people and those with mental issues are not free game for cheap jokes and magical powers. It’s ugly and lazy stereotyping that actively harms people.

Cynical and mean

Most alarming is the constant mental health and body-shaming, both of which come to CRUELLA as naturally as breathing. The talented (but horrifically typecast) Paul Walter Hauser employs an awful cockney accent as he goes from moping about his spilled cereal to not understanding a basic conversation. Hauser gives it his all, but I felt heartbroken watching a talented actor humiliate himself for such a disdainful part where the punchline always tends to be that he’s overweight and stupid.

Worse yet, in CRUELLAS rush for easy heteronormative tropes, Stone and Fry get to have agency and potential love interests; Hauser is infantilized and ostracised in a way not seen since the 80s. 

Throw in the casual uses of derogatory terms for mental illness and using one of the only black characters in the story as a literal narrative device to amplify white voices (in 1970s London!), and CRUELLA reeks of ill-advised choices. Everything is sterile and manufactured, despite the film often reaching for the DC comics style grit.

Emma Stone as Cruella in Disney’s live-action CRUELLA. Photo by Laurie Sparham. © 2021 Disney Enterprises Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Not worth the time

CRUELLA looks expensive, and everything from the costumes to the set design is gorgeous. How could it not? With a Disney-sized budget behind it, CRUELLA needs to be the next Harley Quinn for the House of Mouse. But where DC’s only good film of the last half-decade succeeded in injecting life to dated tropes, CRUELLA smothers any goodwill with ugly and cynical storytelling. 

Funny enough, when CRUELLA started production, I wondered how they were going to make a film about a character whose one defining trait is a despicable desire to skin puppies for a coat. Having seen the result, I can’t help but feel we went from the fire into the frying pan.

CRUELLA IS A MEAN AND ABLEIST MISFIRE
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  1. Miki Miki June 12, 2021

    As someone with ddnos/did, I actually felt really happy with the movie. I was surprised that she had a ‘different’ her and , granted, you are corrected that my unknowing friend had no idea and the comments weren’t exactly nicest, it didn’t bother me. It felt great having a character to relate to. I do hope they do something more supportive to mental health communicity and then a lighter take that shows that did isn’t all dark.. though this kind of did it? It came from a dark place, she didn’t skin the puppies[au] and.. she is actually a cool person?

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