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Eternals is Marvel at its most ambitious and infuriating

Let’s get two things out of the way first. Eternals, directed by the great Chloé Zhao, is not the mess that some will tell you it is. It is, at times, one of the most ambitious and splendorous things that Marvel has made in the last ten years. But, and this is a major caveat, it is also unwieldy, overlong and overstuffed, and lets its ambition get away from it once too often. Almost as if Marvel knew they were swinging for the fences, but for some reason felt they needed to get it all out in one go, as if the audiences aren’t already in for the long haul.

Sersi (Gemma Chan) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.

Set throughout the course of humanity’s history on the planet, but mainly in drab present-day settings, Eternals tries to be nothing less than five hundred things all at once. It’s The Avengers for a group of people we’ve never met before. It’s a getting-the-team-back-together-again film about strangers. It’s the history of the planet as told by a teacher worried sick they’ll be fired if they mention violence or sex. It’s a film that more than once actually made me wonder what Alan Moore would have done with the material.

And yet, despite this, Eternals is also a gripping and captivating look at family. A stirring tragedy about failure throughout the ages. A beautiful romance that transcends time. It has singular moments better than any other Marvel movie to date. Ones that linger long after the film ends, like a heartbreaking goodbye from a supporting character, that grounds the story in our reality and somehow makes every grandiose bit of magic around it feel worthwhile.

Kingo (Kumail Nanjiani) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. © 2021 Marvel Studios. All Rights Reserved.

But Eternals is hampered by the strict limitations that come with being a Marvel production. By now, there’s a defined line of what these films must include. Even as Zhao impressively tries to break the mold by introducing some surprisingly risky curveballs, there’s never a question where the ultimate product ends up. With other projects, these guidelines feel almost comforting. For Eternals and its epochal scope, they’re stifling.

One of these riskier moves is introducing a tragedy similar to Interview with the Vampire almost thirty years ago. Sprite, one of the Eternals with the ability to alter perception of reality, is stuck in the body of a never-aging teenager. Instead of skirting the issue, Zhao goes right for the gut-punch: what does an eternity do for someone who can’t form relationships, have sex, or start a family? For a moment, I was bewildered to think Marvel and Disney would let something like this into what is ostensibly a family film, and it’s not long before it’s snuffed out for a watered down finale. But, for a brief second, Zhao takes a moment to stretch Marvel further than before.

Similarly, the origins for the characters (inspired by racist ramblings from Chariot of the Gods) is both dismissed and embraced, which leads for more awkwardness. The Eternals aren’t allowed to affect human history, yet introduce technological advancements that undermine human history, and, in one hilarious gag, create a cinematic universe for themselves on the side. Everyone also refers to a Christian singularity in both religion and historic timekeeping, which surprisingly enough doesn’t translate into the Finnish subtitles. Those replace the dated thinking with more accurate terminology.

Sersi (Gemma Chan) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.

Other elements suffer from similar pushback. The historical sections skirt as far away from uncomfortable topics as possible, for example. There’s no mention of slavery or any genocide apart from the ancient conquest of Spaniards into South America. In a particularly jarring scene, the atrocity of Hiroshima is used as a brisk throwaway moment for character growth. Even present day issues are sweeped under a rug. Instead, Zhao goes for something more ethereal, allowing her characters to speak to the big picture. They’ve seen so much over such a period of time that they now grasp to the fleeting moments of happiness as anchors in time.

It’s a brave attempt, one that doesn’t completely work, but I applaud it nonetheless. You can see the line of thinking behind it, but it also feels foolhardy to even try to include in a Marvel movie.

Which is where the ultimate failures of Eternals lie. Marvel can’t change at this point. Not at least in such a drastic way that Zhao wants them to. This was never going to be a long, meditative film where gods contemplate the futility of mortality. It should be, but isn’t. Which is where the dissonance sweeps in. Beautiful and character driven scenes are interrupted by empty action, none of which drives the plot forward. The non-linear narrative helps build the notion that time has become meaningless for those who can’t die, but the aggressive buildup for future projects turns many scenes into exposition dumps about upcoming characters. If any film in the Marvel canon needed room to breathe and exist on its own, for better or worse, it is Eternals.

The cast, complete with real-life divinities like Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie, bring great gravitas to the drama. The underappreciated Richard Madden even gets a better Superman story than anything DC has made in decades.

But we never get to spend time with them in a meaningful way. Leaving this potentially interesting new group of heroes superficial and distant. At one point, one of the main characters just leaves and isn’t seen again for a good half hour – and I didn’t notice it until the film brought it up. That’s not a good sign. Even worse is an entire plot thread that introduces a secondary antagonist halfway through the film, one that goes unnamed and is promptly forgotten without any fanfare.

(L-R): Ikaris (Richard Madden) and Sersi (Gemma Chan) in Marvel Studios’ ETERNALS. Photo courtesy of Marvel Studios. ©Marvel Studios 2021. All Rights Reserved.

Yet, despite complaints, Eternals has much going for it that makes the whole thing worthwhile. The impressive IMAX cinematography is gorgeous, making this one of the better-looking Marvel productions to date. The acting is great all around. And, despite limitations, it feels good to see the studio at least trying to do something new and allowing their directors to push boundaries.

Yes, those boundaries are quickly rebuilt in fear of angering anyone. But there is an attempt, and that’s not nothing. For me, even the missteps make Eternals that much better. I like my pop-fare as breezy as the next guy, but here, Zhao proves that it can also be grandiose, ambitious to a fault, and still ask things that trouble us for long periods afterwards.

It’s not the definitive statement of a brave new world that Marvel probably wanted. But it is a sign at a crossroads, pointing in the right direction. Let’s hope they follow it through.

Eternals is Marvel at its most ambitious and infuriating


  1. Hatboy Hatboy November 4, 2021

    Damn. Wish I’d gone to see it, now. Twitter is being Twitter about it, of course.

    • Joonatan Itkonen Joonatan Itkonen Post author | November 4, 2021

      I’m inclined to see it again, if you end up wanting a theater run at some point.

      • Hatboy Hatboy November 4, 2021

        We should talk about next week. KFC will probably still have lines around the block but Friday / Saturday might work? Otherwise I could look at a weekday. To be continued.

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